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Bonfire of the Profanities
When the World Is Your Oyster
The Triumphant Return of Influence Peddling
Introducing Lighthouse for Money
ShaBrat, Shalom
A Tale of Two Meltdowns
From Brat to Blah, Welcome to Summer ’24
Immortal Technique, Cavatelli, and Finance
Burning retinas, AI, and Grails
Nomenclature, Squirrel Suits, and Niche Media
Spiders, Secret Sauce, and Work-Life Balance
Rebrands, crunchwraps, and gas stations
AI, SEO, and you
Haters, Vibes and Olivia Rodrigo
E-mail, Elastic, and exploding helicopters
Summer, Scammers & Satan Shoes
Your favorite agency’s favorite agency
Googlegängers, galaxies & GameStop
New year, new oysters
Bourbon, bodegas & back to basics
Moodboards & Merch Envy
Guts, gourds & Gritty
Cran-raspberry, commutes, and classic rock
Disrupting the disruptors
Old school, new school
Comfort food
Good news for people who like content news
Business unusual
Pandemic personas
Can companies really be allies?
You schmooze, you lose
How to communicate in a crisis
There’s too much content. Here’s some content about it.
TikTok, REARC, and villainous dogs
Selfies, gum burgers, and Foot Locker
Moscow, Google, and August vacations
Suits, world records, and beer tea
Podcasts, retrograde, and hot gadgets
Distribution, soccer, and Jim Beam
Cat filters, Hilton, and eternity management
Puppies, Bushwick Bill, and Instagram
Sports Illustrated, grandmas, and Mt. Everest
Data, Gen X, and sexy accents
Liquid death, Twitter, and thoughts of sauce
Geminis, baby names, and emperors
Everlane, KFC, and Lionel Pimpin
Iverson, Thanos, and neuromarketing
We won an Oscar for Best Foreign Film
Apple, fax machines, and a hot heron
Goldman Sachs, CBD, and creamsicles
Reggaeton, struggle porn, and verminfluencers
Thinkruptors, haute couture, and tasty fish
Influencers, James Bond, and Tinder for cows
Cam’ron, cops, and flying pink squirrels
Linkedin, rosé, and the world’s longest cat
Cellos, weed, and content management systems
Creepiness vs. convenience
Ghastly empty-eyed muppets
Alonzo Mourning, the cone of shame, and 1,000 true fans
Gritty, Facebook, and Dire Straits
Juggalos, weedmaps, and paternity issues
Moby Dick, ETFs, and mayonnaise
Lil Xan, CBD, and decorative gourds
Steely Dan, Juul, and the death of the attention economy
Ferris Bueller, A$AP Mob, and Croatia
Content jobs, LeBron, and the internet
Bud Dry, Vaporwave, and Action Bronson
Live from the Bitcoin pool party
Local celebrity canine
Big data, Catacombs, and Bar Mitzvahs
McKinsey, Opioids, and Philip K. Dick
On the road again
The App Store is a magazine, and Nic Cage is a Twitter robot
Adventures in SponCon
You say stakeholder; I say steakholder
Facebook, Herman Miller, and the Silver Jews walk into a bar
Print is the new black
Meet Lighthouse Creative – a content-first agency