Cellos, weed, and content management systems
Greetings from New York City, where we’ve managed to keep (most of) our succulents alive despite the single-digit temperatures (okay, that was one day, but it scarred us) and we’re drinking plenty of mulled wine to 1. keep warm and 2. pretend we’re in some sort of idyllic European festive market and not an office. […]
Creepiness vs. convenience
Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming! Greetings from North Brooklyn, where some of us survived and some of us — namely Charlie, who got to fly first class in his very own seat this season like the true child emperor he is — thrived during the holidays. It’s a new year, and we’re back […]
Ghastly empty-eyed muppets
Greetings from north Brooklyn where we’re dodging marathon runners and doing our best to enable the heroic ascendance of a “ghastly empty-eyed muppet.” LHC is a busy place these days, mainly because we’re working on a 123-page RFP for the State of New York, who, if you’re reading this, we have never done business with […]
Alonzo Mourning, the cone of shame, and 1,000 true fans
Greetings from NYC, where one member of our office has been temporarily forced to don a cone of shame and is not pleased about it: Round about LHC way, we’re leaning into our Manifest Destiny and expanding to the West Coast with our latest hire. Erin Nelson is her name, and she’s helping us out […]
Gritty, Facebook, and Dire Straits
Greetings from NYC, where Charles the Dog has the week off and we’re diversifying our business model: Not only are we investing in Dire Straits royalties, we’re spreading our wings on the client side this week, branching out from our typical world of B2B and talking partnerships with a wellness brand and a media company. […]
Juggalos, weedmaps, and paternity issues
Greetings from NYC, where apparently Facebook has some issues with inter-species paternity: We’ve officially “closed Q3” as they say in the business world (ed note: no idea if they really say this), and we’re pretty psyched about how our little shop continues to grow. We’ve added a bunch (OK, like 3) new clients, some very […]
Moby Dick, ETFs, and mayonnaise
Greetings from the very humid streets of NYC, where everyone knows that the best parts of Moby Dick are the whale facts: LHC is not immune to feeling the dog day effects of late August, but we’re still out here hustling (even if its not reflected in the number of emails we’ve sent). Some new […]
Lil Xan, CBD, and decorative gourds
Greetings from NYC, where it’s finally decorative gourd season: LHC is expanding! We not only have a new office (which is possibly just an excuse for us to indulge in our latent nesting instinct (aka, we’re buying a lot of succulents (but also: fast wifi!))), but we also have a new addition to our team! […]
Steely Dan, Juul, and the death of the attention economy
Greetings from the seasonally lovely metropolis of NYC, where all the teens are sexting about Steely Dan: Your faithful correspondents at LHCHQ are hard at work, though if you notice a drop off in the quality of this newsletter it’s because our wonderful intern Langa abandoned us to go back for her sophomore year of […]
Ferris Bueller, A$AP Mob, and Croatia
Greetings from the West Coast. where we’ve been busy weaseling our way into the hearts and minds of Seattle’s Croatians: Though we were disappointed in the World Cup outcome, we were exceptionally pleased with the quality of service in the local weed industry. We’d also be remiss not to give a shoutout to Norm’s, Seattle’s […]